Senior Rings

Do you still have your high school senior ring?

I’ll never forget the day our rings arrived. If somebody hadn’t locked me in a toilet stall, I’d have been first in line.

Many folks have no idea what happened to their rings. So, they offer responses like this: 1. “I don’t know. Have you seen it?”

2. “I wore it until I was 63.”

3. “I gave it to my old girlfriend, who gave it to her new boyfriend.”

4. “I …