Short puns
Why did the salamander go to Hollywood?
To make newt movies! Why did the veterinarian prescribe birth-control pills for dogs?
It’s part of an anti-litter campaign.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore. On what grounds did the police arrest the devil?
They got him on possession. \\ How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only …