On the lighter side, burning questions to ponder.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why are you “in” a movie, but “on” TV?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?”
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Which arm rest is yours at the movie theater?
Why do people say “heads up” when you should duck?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
How can something be new AND improved? If it is new, what was it improving on?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Why do they say a football team is the “world champion” when they don’t play any teams outside the USA?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Do cannibals think clowns taste funny?
If the truth is different for everyone, how can it be called the truth?
Did Adam and Eve have a bellybutton?
If anything is possible, can anything be impossible?
How do keep off the grass signs get there?
Why is the man who invests al your money called a broker?
If a person told you that they are a pathological liar, would you believe them?
Why is an alarm clock going off when it actually turns on?