Compiled off the Internet by Jeff Blackmon, Publisher of the Castro County News
Here are some more date excuses, continued from last week.
47. The last time I went out, I never came back.
48. I’ve got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
49. I have to answer all of my “occupant” letters.
50. None of my socks match.
51. I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
52. I’m having all my plants neutered.
53. People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
54. I changed the lock on my door a…