Seinfeld Quotes
“I happen to dress based on mood.”—George Costanza “You’re through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up, no more soup for you. NEXT!”—Elaine Benes “Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.”— George Costanza “Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.”—Cosmo Kramer “A Festivus for the rest of us.”—Frank Costanza “Yeah, I’m a great quitter. It’s…