Compiled off the Internet by Jeff Blackmon, Publisher of the Hereford BRAND
Short puns
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter.
Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated?
He’s all right now.
Seinfeld Quotes
“I gotta focus. I’m shifting into
soup mode.” — George Constanza “You know, if you take everything I’ve accom…