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Seinfeld Quotes
“What could possess anyone to throw a party? I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room.” — Jerry Seinfeld “Salad! What was I thinking? Women don’t respect salad eaters.” —Jerry Seinfeld “I can’t be with someone like me. I hate myself!”—Jerry Seinfeld “I’m disturbed, I’m depressed…