Compiled off the Internet by Jeff Blackmon, Publisher of the Hereford BRAND
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card!
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What is the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Att…