Compiled off the Internet by Jeff Blackmon, Publisher of the Hereford BRAND
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music! How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in the eyes! What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bales! What would bears be without bees?
Ears! Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally! Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?
Becau…