Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it would be a piece of cake!
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match! Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana! How did the duck buy lipstick?
She just put it on her bill!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every day! Why should you avoid products with velcro? Because they’re a total ripoff!
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