LAUGHS OF THE WEEK

Compiled off the Internet by Jeff Blackmon, Publisher of the Hereford BRANDWhen does a duck wake up?At the quack of dawn! How do you make an egg roll? You push it! Why did the baby strawberry cry?Because his parents were in a jam!Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb!

TALES OF DEAF SMITH COUNTY

“Never miss an opportunity to say a word of congratulations to someone”.

The Idle American ...

My Uncle Mort is committed to establishing a “Go Fund Me” campaign for postal workers of America, retroactive to whenever early voting began.

Financial Focus

When you open a retirement account or buy a life insurance policy, you’re asked to name a beneficiary. It might seem like just another form to fill out, but this simple step can affect your family’s future.

TALES OF DEAF SMITH COUNTY

“The true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him no good”.Ann Landers March 1958The “Long Time Ago” article for 1935 in the February 27, 1958 issue of The Brand encouraged some readers to contact the city with the question “Could we do that again?

AgriLife Extension publishes human, pet fact sheets on New World screwworm

The Texas A&M AgriLife Extension Service has released two new fact sheets on New World screwworm to help Texans prepare for the threat of the potentially devastating parasite.These fact sheets are focused on protecting humans and companion animals.

Financial Focus

International Women’s Day: Thriving after gray divorceMarch 8 is International Women’s Day, a time to celebrate everything women have achieved and to honor their strength and resilience. It’s also a chance to have honest conversations about real-life challenges many women face.

STATE CAPITAL HIGHLIGHTS

Texans urged to heed travel warnings about Mexico Texans planning to travel to Mexico or currently visiting there are urged to closely follow warnings from the U.S. Department of State, which advises U.S. citizens to not travel to the states of Colima, Guerrero, Michoacan, Sinaloa and Tamaulipas.

TALES OF DEAF SMITH COUNTY

“If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on earth?”.-KellyFebruary 1958The community was cordially invited to attend the formal Opening and Dedication of Gililland Funeral Home in their new location at 411 East Street.

TEXAS PRESS ASSOCIATION

Early voting ends Feb. 27 Early voting in the March 3 primary ends on Friday, Feb. 27,. Texas Secretary of State Jane Nelson announced that Texas has 18.7 million regis tered voters for the primary.