Compiled off the Internet by Jeff Blackmon, Publisher of the Hereford BRAND
When does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn! How do you make an egg roll? You push it! Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because his parents were in a jam!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb!
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick! I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know what comes f…