THE IDLE AMERICAN

My Uncle Mort is committed to establishing a “Go Fund Me” campaign for postal workers of America, retroactive to whenever early voting began.

He suggests joint beneficiaries-- directing one-half of the proceeds to whichever “save the trees” group is standing tallest--and the other half to US mail carriers.

Why, you may (or may not) ask?….

Political candidates plead for we, the people, to elect them t…