LAUGHS OF THE WEEK

Funny jokes about all 50 states New York

I moved to New York City for my health. I’m paranoid, and it was the only place where my fears were justified.—Anita Weiss

North Carolina

On his first trip to Boston, the North Carolinian met a girl at a bar and asked her, “Do you go to Harvard?”

The girl responded, “Yale.”

“OK. DO YOU GO TO HARVARD?!”

North Dakota

What’s a seven-course meal in

North Dakota? A hamb…