Compiled off the Internet by Jeff Blackmon, Publisher of the Castro County News
Here are some more date excuses, continued from last week.47. The last time I went out, I never came back.48. I’ve got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.49. I have to answer all of my “occupant” letters.50. None of my socks match.51. I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.52. I’m having all my plants neutered.53. People are blaming me for ...
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