In the long, storied history of Texas panics, (like finding an affordable generator in November of 1999, or being able to purchase toilet paper and hand sanitizer almost twenty years later), none was as inexplicable or inane as The Great Murder Clown Panic of 2016.It started, as all great disasters do in modern America, with a blurry cellphone video and an ominous FaceBook post. Somewher...