LAUGHS OF THE WEEK

Compiled off the Internet by Jeff Blackmon, Publisher of the Castro County News

Here are some more date excuses, continued from last week.

47. The last time I went out, I never came back.

48. I’ve got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.

49. I have to answer all of my “occupant” letters.

50. None of my socks match.

51. I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.

52. I’m having all my plants neutered.

53. People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.

54. I changed the lock on my door a…