Compiled off the Internet by Jeff Blackmon, Publisher of the Swisher County News
Actual bumper stickers * Horn broken. Watch for finger.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.
* All generalizations are false.
* Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control.
* I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
* Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.
* We have enough youth, ho…