Short puns
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter.
Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated?
He’s all right now.
Seinfeld Quotes
“I gotta focus. I’m shifting into soup mode.” — George Constanza “You know, if you take everything I’ve accomplished in my entire life, and condense it down to one day … it looks dece…