LAUGHS OF THE WEEK

Jeff Blackmon
Jeff Blackmon

Seinfeld Quotes

“I happen to dress based on mood.”—George Costanza “You’re through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up, no more soup for you. NEXT!”—Elaine Benes “Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.”—Cosmo Kramer “A Festivus for the rest of

us.”—Frank Costanza “Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake!”— Elaine Benes “Yeah, I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters.”— Ge…