LAUGHS OF THE WEEK

Compiled off the Internet by Jeff Blackmon, Publisher of the Hereford BRAND Funny state laws New York:

• Staten Island: You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. • While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

North Carolina:

• Barber: Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. • Elephants may not be used to plow cotton …