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Jeff Blackmon

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Thursday, June 18, 2026

Actual bumper stickers * Horn broken. Watch for finger.* Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.* All generalizations are false. * Cover me. I’m changing lanes.* I brake for no apparent reason.* Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control.

The theme of 'Unearth a Story' is featured as the Display for the months of June and July, 2026, at Rhoads Memorial Library. Sulema Oltivero, left, and Rosa Medina, library personnel, created the display to remind youngsters of the summer reading program that uses that theme.

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LIBRARY LINES ... BY GAYE REILY

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Thursday, June 11, 2026

Display of the month for June and July, 2026, is an inhouse creation by library personnel, Sulema Oltivero and Rosa Medina, here at Rhoads Memorial Library. The theme of 'Unearth a Story' features dinosaurs digging up items that are story-worthy, or in our case, books for our summer reading program.

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Thursday, June 11, 2026

Date ExcusesHere are some more date excuses, continued from last week.106. I have to make an air sandwich107. I have to hide the bodies.108. I don’t have time to go on a date...with YOU!109. I have to wash my hair.110. I have to clean my toilet111.

Jeff Blackmon

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Thursday, May 28, 2026

Compiled off the Internet by Jeff Blackmon, Publisher of the Hereford BRANDDate ExcusesHopefully you’ve never had these used on you, but this is a list of excuses to use if someone asks you out and you don’t know how to say no.

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'The Pepperman Mystery Series'

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Thursday, May 21, 2026

'The Pepperman Mystery Series' is ready to be checked out here at Rhoads Memorial Library. (Thank you, Kelly, for your donation!)Area author Bill Briscoe, who wrote the five books, spoke at the recent Dimmitt Book Club meeting.

Jeff Blackmon

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Thursday, May 21, 2026

During a children’s sermon, the pastor asked the kids to guess what the mystery object was. "It has a bushy tail,” he began. “It chatters in the trees. It gathers nuts for the winter... what is it?”The kids looked around silently.

Displayer for the month of May is Hailey Cosden, one of our favorite volunteers. She is exhibiting a wide array of items she has cre ated through knitting and crocheting.

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Thursday, May 14, 2026

Schools in Castro County are drawing to a close this school year and graduations are scheduled. Nazareth ISD’s last day of school and graduation is May 14, 2026, while Hart ISD’s final day of instruction and graduation is May 15, 2026.

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Thursday, May 7, 2026

Pet owners may be diligent about routine care, but even a minor wound can put animals at risk for dangerous parasites.

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Thursday, May 7, 2026

Area author Bill Briscoe is slated to be the guest speaker when Dimmitt Book Club convenes for the final meeting of the club year. The event, the club’s annual spring luncheon, will be held Wednesday, May 13, 2026, at 11:30 a.m. at Dimmitt Country Club.

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Thursday, May 7, 2026

Compiled off the Internet by Jeff Blackmon, Publisher of the Hereford BRANDA classic guilt tripWe were at the dinner table eating pizza when I asked my son Logan if I could use some of his blue cheese dressing to dip my crust. He obliged after a long deep sigh of annoyance.

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